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david just got scooter

Discussion in General Scooter Discussion started by david112, 19 Jan 2014
scootzmadness#61
no burridge. no. we have enough prats on here as it is. next you know hell be putting some mallossi stickers on his ped to make it go faster. we cant have that :eek:
scootzmadness#62
FYI. cant do the "test" until your 17.
the only way he can ride a ped before then is by obtaining a PROVISIONAL LICENCE then completing the CBT course.
Merlin#63
@ david112

How'd you get the bike in the back of a Vauxhall Corsa, with two tons of stereo kit in the back? Did the Police spot your wel wikkid spoilers and tinted windaz, blud?
Burridge#64
But he's funnyyy!
We can teach him lots.

I'll teach him something right now. Check out this shit.
http://www.scootershack.co.uk/threads/drinks-cans-around-fork-legs-the-chavs-guide.29720/#post-281794
Merlin#65
next you know hell be putting some mallossi stickers on his ped to make it go faster. we cant have that :eek:

His car probably has Multifits, Emfreez, a bonnet scoop that looks like a Klingon toilet and a shopping list down the door anyway, Scootz. His car's probably on Barryboys.
scootzmadness#66
woah woah woah...
not that quickly... hell be doing mods such as go fasta stripes and pollini stickers :eek: real badmanz stuff :eek:
scootzmadness#67
tbh at some point or another ive probably had my grubby hands on his motor. if it exists that is.

knew I should of cut the brakes.

sounds like every car ive worked on that isn't high end.
Merlin#68
Why would I insure it not getting used till he does the test and gets his licence
Under the circumstances, do we really need to point out to you how full of shite and fail that statement is? Your first post undermines that argument totally, you prat.

Jeezuz.
PDBV#69
I work 4 days a week and will pay more tax and national insurance than you get in take home wages

4 days a week and pulling in more than me i dont think so,

And for the record you are a complete idiot imo,

And what does anyones income have to do with being legal, the fact is we have all done it right and still have our scoots,

Im actually supprised the forum is letting you stay a member given you complete lack of sence and then posting about it and then trying to tell everyone its ok for a 15 yr old to ride on the roads with no helmet (for a start thats just idiotic), no insurance, no tax or mot,

You should have realised your mistake the moment you let him touch it without a helmet, where was your safety concern for your SON!!!

People who do stuff like this should be shunned
Merlin#70
Merlin#71
People who do stuff like this should be shunned sterilised

There, I fixed that for you.
PDBV#72
There, I fixed that for you.

I thought i had missed a bit out
scootzmadness#73
if people vote for me for prime minister. I promise to get rid of idiots like him. forever. ill send them to go fight for our country without pay instead of wasting our innocent men and womens lives or ill make them leave the country. ill stop MOST benefits apart to those who truly deserve it such as ex soldiers (ill give it to those ex soldiers who don't get it), the disabled and the elderly. oh and did I mention, well stop giving idiots like that access to the internet whilst they are still here.
VOTE ME FOR PRIME MINISTER.
Merlin#74
I wonder what his son has made of the whole experience, given that his dad isn't at the top of the gene pool. I also wonder if he knows what a massive whang his Dad is.
scootzmadness#75
doubt it. probably wants to follow in his footsteps. cos his dad is well ard innit.
PDBV#76
Appart from the police involvement he prob thinks he didnt do anything wrong, will think its acceptable to do and then do it again
Merlin#77
Hmm. Maybe he's in Scotland and has a 'Fcuk the Polis" thing going on. Badge of honour and all that, his son will be well street at school tomorrow.
scootzmadness#78
IF he goes to school that is.
PDBV#79
IF he goes to school that is.

School is blates too lame for kids like his
Merlin#80
Aww, he's gone now...

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