Your rides new Christmas present?.

A new body kit's on the cards for mine at the end of August.

 

ITS FOUR MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS !!! ARRRGGGGHHHHHH !!! TALK ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN DECEMBER!!! ARRRGGHHHHH I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK ABOUT THAT STUPID STUPID STUPID HOLIDAY MOOOOOONNNTTTTHHHHSSS BEFORE FFS!!!


sorry had to.

 

seeing as my ride is a car. probably winter tyres.

 

my car is MINE ALL MINE! I love it so much. ive even given it a name. itll never be a family car. its my baby.
were getting her dads old car for that shit.

I never went anywhere...... well I did but only for a little bit.
IMMMM BACCCKKKKK

 

new bike gets delivered in a week.
so Christmas treats for that -
full pannier set.
lower and upper mudguard set.
bigger screen.
handguards.
crash bars.
spotlights.
akrapovic or scorpion exhaust system.
im going for continental tyres.
having a few small things like throttle cruise aid fitted onto the throttle grip, satnav mount, camera mount etc put on too.

feel like a kid when I see it

 

@ Scootz

What you need to know is this. Christmas starts in August and ends just before Christmas Day. You know Christmas is coming, due to the toy ads starting their relentless campaigns. You know it's Christmas Day, because there are films on TV like The Great Escape, Mary Poppins, a Bond film (pick any one) and The Sound of Music. They only show Christmas films on TV in the run-up to Christmas Day. Colleen Nolan is busy pimping Park Hampers for 2019 and the holiday adverts have started. The Queen's Speech is sandwiched between a Pontins 2015 ad and one for The Samaritans/Salvation Army.

Christmas? Bah, humbug!

I wish everyone a happy non-denominational couple of days off work at the end of 2014!!

 

well atleast I have one more Christmas of not having to buy presents for somebody who wont even understand it until theyre 5 and then will just want fucking money. buying my new car, my new bike, moving us into a house has kinda skint us out until next month. gf is absolutely brilliant - "don't worry ill sort all the cheap presents out for your family for you, I know you hate shopping" all that means ill have to do then is do the round trip to drop it all off, pretend I actually like my family and then Christmas eve I can get absolutely wankered and sleep all day Christmas day then back to work boxing day. wooooooo!! ive got it all planned out.

 

Yeah, the season of "Goodwill to all Men" - try telling that to in-laws and distant relatives who you can't effing stand.

More Bah! Humbug!

 

goodwill to all men??
yeah. do this one a fucking favour and leave him the fuck alone. thatd be the best present ever.

 

Testify, my man! Can I get a witness..?

 

visiting distant relatives etc that you hate. that's the worst bit for me. "hows your mom, hows paul, hows your brother" WHY DONT YOU FUCKING GO AND SEE THEM YOURSELF AND FIND OUT YOURSELF!!! I don't even like half of the family never mind distant relatives, the only reason I go see them is because if I don't, they'll fucking pester me and try find out where I live, I don't want nobody knowing where I live. I want to be left alone sometimes. I like it when im left alone. call me a miserable bastard all you like, I just don't like people.

 

Am I related to you in some way, Scootz?

 

dunno, probably. got that many brothers/sisters/uncles/aunties/cousons etc wouldn't surprise me.
that or we just have a similar dislike for Christmas and people.