your momma jokes...

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  1. wobbly_trials

    wobbly_trials Active Member

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    your so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you she asked to keep the afterbirth instead
     
    wobbly_trials, Mar 4, 2007
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  2. skatergod

    skatergod New Member

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    your mommas so stupid... she fort that joke was funny :w00t: :w00t:
     
    skatergod, Mar 5, 2007
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  3. MiNoR cOnFuSiOn

    MiNoR cOnFuSiOn Administrator Staff Member

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    your mammas so dumb she thinks tester is a brand of perfume
    your mommas so fat her only access to her car is a kiddy slide aka the human shoe horn
     
    MiNoR cOnFuSiOn, Mar 5, 2007
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  4. StEvO

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    grahams wacking out the sick 1's today :D

    - ur mum's so fat she fell in love and broke it :D :D

    -ur mum's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone :bird:
     
    StEvO, Mar 5, 2007
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  5. tomo9992

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    Your momma is like a rugby game, everyone gets a try.

    Your momma is like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

    Your momma is like a door, the more you bang it, the looser it gets

    HAHA :w00t: :bird:
     
    tomo9992, Mar 5, 2007
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  6. MiNoR cOnFuSiOn

    MiNoR cOnFuSiOn Administrator Staff Member

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    your mommas fanny is so wide you have to tie a bord across your ass so you dont fall in...
    your mommas so dumb she uses tip-ex on her monitor..
    your momma smells so bad the flys drop dead..
    your mommas so loose even i cant feel her
    your mommas such a slut she considers porn daytime tv..
    your mommas so fat she has to hover between the folds.

    think that will do me for now
     
    MiNoR cOnFuSiOn, Mar 6, 2007
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  7. StEvO

    StEvO Active Member

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    tht is just sickkkk graham :D

    your mum's so think i told her to do the robot, now R2D2 has aids :bird:
     
    StEvO, Mar 6, 2007
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