What you running

Ahh I see must be a pain if your out n about n low on fuel

 

Why would it be a pain? All garages normally carry two stroke in stock.

 

I know but thery are well over priced I'd rather go Halford were I can get upto 60% on car part fluids tools

But it means he has to carry extra doller with him

 

Halfrauds? Buahahahahaha!!

They may have offers on oil occasionally, but for the rest they are like Dick Turpin , but with out the mask (or the Turpin)

Is your name Barry?

 

Lol no I'm pockets aka James

 

My MZ is pre mix and I can say it's a massive fucking ballache, measuring out damn oil and everyone's like wtf is that kid doin shoving red stuff in his tank the fruitcake.
+ it's fully synth so sticky as shit and horrible unlike mineral oil. And seeing as bottles of 2 stroke oil seem to ooze out everywhere no matter how tight the cap is on the bottle, covered my college books with the stuff.
h8 lyf

 

Lol I rember a guy who put a whole bottle of 2t oil in his lamberta hahahaha didn't understand why it wouldn't start lol so he had to take everything out to remix lol

 

What a tool, must've taken ages to drain all that

 

Lol I think he try thinking it with petrol but yea took ages he even put I think 40% oil 60% fuel I left after that lol

 

Yeah, but your MZ is old school and you can shout about "These kids today don't know they are born, with self-mix oil pumps and shit; oh no, in my day you had to bloody mix it yourself.." and other such old fart rantage.

Besides, I bet your college books smelt mint with the smell of 2T on them, go on, admit it... dem biyatches luv da smell of 2T in da mornin'...

Respeck, blud!

 

True ting, dem kids with their automatic oil pumps, pussies.
And I'm afraid that's a no, my college books, well they're ballsed.


Although I admit I went to maccies and put one of those BBQ sauce tubs in my bag, and it exploded at the same time as the oil leaked, so it looked like I'd shat on my books too...

 

Lol u muppet

 

2 smoke oil and bbq sauce,,,,,,sounds like a messy anal orgy party at the wrong time of the month

 

What goes on in my college bag is non of yo concern

 

still wrong time of month ay?

 

aye

 

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