what you having to eat today/tonight?

I need to buy a garlic press, I hate chopping garlic!

 

i couldnt care. im not cooking properly thats for sure. i only do that once in a blue moon and its usually to prove a point - that i can cook. dinner for me tonight. yup.
large doner meat and chips. 1 x battered sausage, 1 x scollop, 1x large fish, 2 x saveloys, a chicken and mushroom pie, some more chips and a chicken wing.

yes i am a fat bastard.

 

Even I would struggle to put that lot away! My curry is nearly finished cooking! I hate cooking, but love eating. The kebab meat here is amazing its like real barbequed lamb

 

Oooh I do miss english chips, you can buy "chips" here but its more like fries, they just cant get it right!

 

That last bit took words out of my mouth

 

Dont you have deep fat fryer? Make some yourself

 

i can eat for england, i buy two lots of chips because i can guarentee, even though shes got her own, the gf will eat half of my chips tbh during the week im a good boy lately, some cheerios in the morning and not loads of them like i used to then just my main meal at dinner time. havent eaten at all today so im having fuck loads to eat. felt so nice ive even bought the dog two large fishes

 

Im hungry now scootz just cba for the 2 min walk to chippy lol

 

cycle it you fat lazy bastard

 

Take longer to dig the bike out haha

 

just to prove us Walsall lads are fat bastards lol

 

WALSALL !!!!!

erm m8. wer da fuck is myn ?!?

 

Mate the missus has gone to bed so im chilling and I didnt see you bringing me one...

 

Can't really see the kebab hiding there

 

im getting more food poison soon. gf has cooked.

 

Oh dear and is that ontop of chippy?

 

yup.

 

Fat bastard lol whats she cooking

 

pork gulsh something or the other, cant fucking understand what shes saying cos of her accent, not a walsall accent haha

 

Fuck her off lol Walsall all the way haha na dunno what you might catch