what you having to eat today/tonight?

nah lol.
women in this house cant cook for shit. neither can we but plenty of takeaways close by for when the women fail. the gf seriously needs to learn to cook though.

 

Thats what tabasco was invented for

 

damn I can cook

 

wheres mine ? :O

 

If you'd got your arse moving and said you could of had one mate I did too much anyway just lying on sofa full up lol

 

well if youd told me I would of come over lol...
had a big asda café dinner. whole chicken to myself. tons of mash. yorky puds. pigs in blankets. died and went to heaven.

 

If its any help lads im just eating brownie and ben and jerrys cookie dough ice cream for pudding

 

Haha easier just to jump on ped and come down aint it mate

 

Or fire up the jet pack lol

 

hes in London. take him 10 years on his melody. I walk faster.

 

Haha its alright il put it in microwave lol cuz you arent having it
You've upset me now scootz

 

ffs no you cant use my Halfords employee discount/my trade card !

 

Well you can't eat my home cooked dinners haha

 

ohhh no. see how many fucks I give........................