what you having to eat today/tonight?

yeah thats true, if its too hot, you can add sour cream and it doesnt ruin the taste. actually ive got a good story about jerk chicken.
we had a mate staying over and i was like "do you like spicy food" and hes all like yeah, i can eat the hottest vindaloo blah blah macho bullshit, i was like "no i mean REALLY spicy food" and he was like sure, give it to me i LOVE spicy food. so anyway, 2 hours later we served up jerk chicken, he added EXTRA sauce on his, i was like do you want some sour cream mate? its really hot.
hes like nah, im good with spicy food and dont like sour cream...
dont say i didnt warn you i told him as he took his first mouthful of jerk chicken, with EXTRA sauce. then in an instant, he shot up screamed and ran to the kitchen drinking about 6 pints of water. he returned and emptied the entire pot of sour cream on his plate....
true story

 

oooh another spicy food story, i worked in a pub in swansea, and the boss was a chili freak, he had all these differnt hot sauces in the kitchen, including a tiny little bottle with a load of warnings on it, he used 1 DROP in a WHOLE curry for the entire pub, that would be a really hot curry. like super hot sauce, i tried a tiny tiny bit once and it nearly melted my tongue off, 1000 times hotter than anything else. anyway, story...
a typical alcoholic doll dosser guy who was a regular, was in one day and drunk as usual, in his drunken slurr of speech he called "english" asks for a bag of crisps and a dip to have with it... heres the fun part, a girl i worked with was like "sure we can make you a dip" he never saw it coming... she puts some ketchup on a saucer and asks me "whats the really hot one?" the little one i reply, but only use a drop, anyway she totally ignored me and glugged a whole load on, like 2 teaspoons and hands it to him.
we stand back, and watch the show.
he dips a chip, and then takes a bite, he swallowed it before he realised how hot it was. then BAM.
his face goes red, he holds his hands to his throat and in a croaky dehydrated voice gargles the word "waterrrrr" we hand him a pint and he downs it and sprints outside, spews up and walks off, he was in every day, but we didnt see him for 2 days, we thought we killed him!
true story.
the thing with chilli is its got a kinda oil, and drinking water just passes right over it, it doesnt break it down.

 

full roast chicken dinner is now being cooked whilst im cleaning my room
had bacon/sausage/egg sandwich this morning and birdseye chicken dipper sandwich for lunch
got to teach her to cook something else...

 

Glad I read this after I ate it haha

 

gf cooked. wish i didnt fucking eat it now

 

just like she did?

pull to inflate

 

Fancy a swap total opposite plus she comes with a lifetime whinging policy

 

Tapas, chicken and chorizo, chickpeas lentils chili and tomatoes, arrapas, a kinda kracker thing I made using seeds and stuff, prawns with habenero marie rose and finally homemade salsa

 

a dominoes pizza then off out as pillion for midnight ride tonight

 

We have a storm outside so im not riding anywhere! Looks like its gonna snow too

 

really windy here, little bit of rain but theres 8 bikes going out tonight and im pillion on a hornet

 

the gf is over until monday night now. so she decided to cook for us. result is this shit -

yes i know my room/desk is messy as fuck. but seriously how she expect me to eat that "chicken chow mein". result. i just ordered pizza i appreciate the effort but she cant cook for shit.