Cumberland sausage saved me from a drink driving charge back in '91,had 2 pints for lunch... reckon it were that bl...y thick roll it was in.truth.
4 x pork sausages. 4 x rashers of smoked bacon. 2 x eggs. baked beans. fried bread. black pudding. scrambled egg. 1 x slice of eggy bread. tomatoes and 2 hash browns. no wonder im so fucking big