things that really fuck me off!(Rant)

hate people thinking there bikes faster than mine even though there on a 50

had 1 the other day this bloke on his pug vivecity shitty thing wanted to race me i was like haha make it more fun do it for loggys

 

ello stevo yeah i couldnt resist the shack AGAIN, just cant leave the scooter scene behind.
another thing to add to this list, DRIVING TESTS i fucking hate them, got my 2nd test today at 3.27pm last one of the day.
will let u all know how it goes.

 

omg where do I begine the best topic in years!!!!!!

= I fuckiing hate people who are selfish an you lay your ass on the line for them and they dont do FUCK ALL for you!!!!! :wallbash: omg i hate that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-people who ask you for petrol money - in my opinion that is a fucking JOKE and an insult! petrol money? WTF!! they asked me to come for a spin with them???!!!!!!!!

- people with stock 50 peds who overtook you on a round about bending becasue you were giving right away and say that theres is faste than mine :wallbash: :wallbash: arrrrrGGGGH!!!!!!!

- fat people do my head and complain about it

- sentant sports are utter dick heads, (i have to pay my outsatanding balance of 3 months to END My subscription????!! WTF!!! wen i only wanted to pay for 1 month to see joe calzaghe beat shit out of a dane

- people in cars that make stupid jestures to u if u ride a ped (GET OUT THE CAR THEN MATE! shit your knickers then wont you????!!!!!!

- people who spam this forum and say shit like my 100cc aerox is way faster than your 50 cos its got bigger engine hasnt it!!

omg makes me mad even thinking about thinking about this shit

 

x2 :rtfm:

 

People who over take you and think there cool even tho they have over 1000cc more then you

People who take the piss out of peds

Argos mopeds

When people are rich and they dont take care of there peds ;\

People who calls peds hair dryers?? :[

People who think speedshites are good....

slow drivers

Taxi's

speed cameras

My phone

Police

Petrol costs

bus's

people who complain because they have no petrol

Them damn gritting things

winter, cold, ice, frost, rain (weather in general)

cars that spray you grrrr

people who dont indicate

Fuck it people all together, I hate to many things to list....

 

people with kids who cross the road without looking, expecting you to slow from 50mph to 0 in about 7 yards.

foreign people who complain about how much they hate the country.

really fat people.

ticket wardens.

bus drivers.

people who look in the air looking for a helicopter when you drive past :rtfm:

cash machines

tesco value vodca.


the fact india or somalia isnt over crowded with white people.

the fact that the morrisons 7 miles are so rich they can afford to sell petrol 4p cheaper than the garage at the end if your road.

4 strokes.

monty, lol. (joke, dont cry)

when your coming to a red light with a crossing, when people can blatantly see your slowing down they still hesitate in the middle of the road on weather to cross or not.

when you see the same fat ugly bitch on maury, testing 18 different men , to find out who is the father of their baby

when none of the 18 men are the dad.

fat ulgy women who become slags to get laid.

when its 2 o clock in the afternoon on christmas day and you run out of cigarettes, and all the shops are closed.

when people on the forum reply with just "no."

when ant constantly prank calls me thinking i dont know its him, when he forgets to withhold his number.

when ant pranks me and the convo starts with him asking if i want to buy a malossi battery and ends with him begging me to sell him my 25 ml carb.

when you get them crazy people who always sit on the wall at the end of your road day and day out.

my jewish neighbours who complain about my bikes 24/7.

when someone only talks to you if they need help.

people who read for pleasure.

people who give out advice on stuff thyve heard and not experienced

when people look all smug because they have a bigger bike than you

when someone doesent react after you kicking their wingmirror off.

when youn drive slow on purpose then when someone tries to overtake you and you try to pull away and your bike cuts out..

thats just of the top of my head

wait til late when i really get bored.

 

When the cunt infront decides its a good idea to turn on theyre windscreen washers...SPLASH! all in your eyes

 

people who don't know what a joke is

my speedo

my bikes

london

rounded bolts

(Even though you've nodded them across like 3 times)

jeremy kyle, his show and the sad audience

chavs who just stand there chatting shit when im fixing something on my bike

chavs who always ask me am i selling my bike

people who dont look after there stuff and wonder why it fucked up

itchy ear when im riding lol

journalists/newspapers who chat shit

the petrol station man that tells me to pay before i fill up (cunt)

my brother (also a cunt)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZdT34upCKE

 

This really fucks me off!!

 

i done that once in a garage and payed him 2 quid n glunked in a 5er n fuked off tellin him id be bak in a sec :rofl:

 

o and the shetland pony web forum my sisters always on so i dnt get to go on the shack!!! :rtfm: :rtfm: fuck horses!!!!!!!

 

the girl off t4 with the blick gums and the shiny lips.

tim westwood.

bus drivers that ask you for you oyster card when youre is school uniform then say pay £2 if you dont have it.

traffic police that act safe and then when theyre being nice friendly people they drop a friendly £60 pound fine on you for something

tim westwood

people that say a 50 is slow and shit but still ask for a go every day

people who every time they see you riding they ask you for a go and then come back and ask you if you are shotting it, when you say no they say "aah kl den if u find any bikes for sale den holla at me init, but man wants a 12s init 50s is 2 slow" LOOK ON GUMTREE U DIKHEDS.

thats about all i can think of 4 now

 

cheap and a fairly good job they do








WHY THE FUCK NOT :w00t:






AND GVING TIPS IS NOT A OPTION IN MY OPINION LOL

 

a woman in my work called maria i f**king hate her guts
and a fat cunt called jod.
the police that say alright lads and then come back and tell you move
bus
cars that dont indicator or look out for bikes
lazy cunts that sit on there arse and complaint they aint got no money

thats all i can think of right about now

 

haha good ones imp: traffic warden, i havent seen one for ages :w00t:

btw if i get a letter through the post your paying the fine :bird:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GILERA-RUNNER-POL ... otohosting

wtf is a 70's kit :rtfm:

 

my ped

 

a lot like that

i hate that saying too.