Pet hates.......

People that drive slower than the actual mph.

 

+1 on that one. and when you overtake them, your side by side with them, lookover and theyre like... what have i done.. then speed the fuck up. i hate it when they do that. putting my "advanced" driving skills to use, overtake, come back down to speed and at the next lights, do the one thing that pisses them off the most, let it go green, wait for it to about to turn red then blast off. . i can be a bastard at times.

 

Ha ha, I do that but when the lights go to red and filter in front of them and as soon as it goes to Amber I'm off like a shot. My bike has so much power behind it for a small machine.

 

had a few "incidents" with taxi drivers, theyre the ones to watch out for around here.. theyre worse than boy racers sometimes, ive followed one doing 90mph down a 50mph road, yeah it was dead of night but 90mph on a 50mph road!
theres the twats that do 20mph in a 30mph, 30mph in a 40mph even when conditions are good, no wet roads, good visibility, no risks....
theres the twats on phones - the reason i like my hire car, the police use insignias around here as unmarked cars.... so when a insignia pulls up aside them and BEEEP they shit themselves
theres the twats with no sense of direction/no idea what lane they want to be in...
theres the little chavs who drive around in their slammed lupos or seat arosas with their music going BOOM BOOM and their hats pointing to the roof...
people who dont use this magical thing called an indicator.....
prats who dont make their kids buckle up their seatbelts when in the car....
i could go on forever

 

The amount of times I wish I'd got myself a DriftHD to record some of the things I've seen.

I hate it when you're stood at the lights and a women drivers in front decides it's okay to do her make-up. Then magically forgets how to drive once it hits green.

Also, when your in the middle and a car driver thinks they can slide past you but you see them coming. I'm like come on, we're not going anywhere it's on red lmao.

 

i had a guy hit me from the rear left hand side trying to go up the left of me in his taxi once. off i get, scooter on centrestand, gloves off, visor up, goes over to talk to him, winds his window up, opened his door, took his keys, dragged him out, guess what i could smell. weed. no damage to my scooter but for fuck sake. went mental. police were called by somebody else.

i hate all car drivers when im on a scooter but when im in my car it makes me want to ram the car right where the sun dont shine!

but then what i once got told which is some of the best advice ever - "treat everybody else on the road like theyre idiots, expect the unexpected and be prepared for it, somebodys a twat, be a twat back but always leave with a huge grin on your face"

 

Watch them in their mirror - when they look away from the road just rev your motor - makes them look up straight away.

If they look down again - give them about 4seconds and rev again.

 

What get's me is adds saying "car forces sale", "son bought a car so no longer need's scooter" whatever!! NO, NO, NO. .

 

people on their mobile phones whilst driving.
ive been having lots of fun getting the nissan a few mm away from the rear bumpers of those on phones, then flashing lights and honking horn at them

today has been good day. me happy.

 

you know what you call the area where chavs drive around? the twat lap, every town has one.
today someone pulled out on me when i was on the roundabout, it happens a lot on scooters, but that was the first time it happened on the vf, i gave him a honk, revved my engine hard, and gave him the 1 fingered salute.
wankers.
in fact, everyone on the road is a wanker.
arseholes the lot of you!
pah.