Bert the Hongdou

Yep,
You can pretty much use 'em for anything!,
Hell,when I was younger heard stories of the scions of authority an public decency -
using them in place of handcuffs to tie up innocent (albeit slightly cookoo)
Motorcyclists..................... .

 

Early days....... L.b....r,
I've got a fair sorted 'ped an ins.£age wait ( waaaaaaghhh! ),
apart from my battery calling me a kn.b for trying to use the
starter (idle too long!),an my left indicator defunct ( effing bullett -
connectors!),
Mines all ready,only have to breathe on the kick.mk. .

 

Practical,user friendly............... Like duhhh!. .,
I'll state categoricalky i'm more into geared,esp.small capacity 2t's,powerbands,etc.,
but i'll always keep a 'ped knocking about/forever!!,
My ins.has "flavour" at the 'mo cause of a ©15 year layoff + no ncb or riding history........,
an accident blackspot/we have 1-2 cars hit the side of the house per year! ,
It freaks the coppers out when they ring my buzzer to say there's a car stuck in the side
of your house,
I come downstairs,have a gander an say to them (with a perfectly straight face), I give that
one a 7.5 podsibly 8 out of 10. .,
My ins.last year for my vision after the layoff was £257.00,
But have a saved quote for £184.00 for melody,it'll come down with the ncb's/security +
thinking of courses like IAM.mk. .

 

Naaah,
That'd be duct tape mate.............

 

Possibly,as insurers base your quote on risk factors,
Seen the course spec.©£139.00 all in (bike hire,ins.,etc.),
+also looking into 'approved'security products (locks+),but
would not fit an immobiliser.mk.

 

You've met my ex-girlfriends as well?. .

 

Remote controlled mechanic i'd be handy sn all!.mk. .

 

Would say the only difference they would make is if they are on an approved list of your brokers and
most importantly you have the rrceipts!!!!!!,as your brokers could say even if you plonked them in front
of them,you coulda have borrowed thrm from elsewhere!,
Gotta go,back on after 18:00,ciao.mk. .