Drinks Cans Around Fork Legs; The Chavs Guide.

So, after performance mods such as exhausts, variators, cylinder kits etc etc you may be running low on ideas on what to do next to your beastly machine.

This is where your drinks cans come in.
As is known, a drinks can, can add up to 2bhp to the power of your machine.
For the extra chav factor you may even wish to venture out into using a Carlsberg Super can for that most sought after council estate swag. Or even a Stella Artois can if you want to go for the wife beater look.
Although I will be using energy drink cans, because I'm not cool enough, and we know chavvy teens love their energy drinks.

Right, step one is to gather some instruments to butcher your can.
You shall need a pair of scissors, a manky old Stanley knife, and ofcourse, your can of choice.




You will then need to stab dat bitch right in the top, minding not to shank yourself up in the process. Which is then followed by cutting out the rest with dem scissors.



You shall then be left with this mess, which you can then go and cable tie to the fork legs of your ped like an absolute DON. Then take a step back from your work, nodding to yourself and saying 'YES, I did that, and what a mighty fine job indeed.'




In action: As you can see (not very well, but f the po po) I have gone for a Redbull and JD and Coke look, for some bare power gains.




And now, your work is complete.
All that is left is to throw on your Air Max's and favourite trackies and go cruising about the estate (popping wheelies IF YOU'RE BADMAN ENOUGH?!) knowing full well that every motorist and pedestrian hates your guts for riding your chavtastic ped but just being like 'f*ck you!' to every one of them.

*I will not be held responsible for any lacerations or injury that any vegetable chavs cause to themselves while carrying out this beastly mod, nor will I be held responsible for speeding tickets issued due to the raw BHP that this mod adds to your machine.*



I hope you enjoyed my informative thread, go fuck some shit up, my chav apprentices.

 

Oh my god...this actually really works...instead of using a energy drink can i used a tenants SUPER...and it added SUPER speed to my ped...must be a case where it actually does what it says on the can.lol

 

Don't forget the go faster stripe aswell it ads at least 1bhp

 

I may have to make a tutorial on said go faster stripe

 

Ha ha haa, I nearly shat laughing at this, fcuking awesome "bare power gains" innit bruv! You forgot the mightiest can, Special Brew, for that hobo look, choking on your own vomit, stinking of pi$$

 

Gonna bump this, this is soo funny

 

do you get slightly more bhp from using energy drinks cans over standard soft drinks?

 

Depends on who makes it, if its red bull or monster, then yes, if its tesco's own then you may find you loose power, the quality of ride decreases too

 

Absolutely, although if it's a Redbull/Monster can that's had Vodka in it you may notice that the handling of your machine will have deteriorated severely.

 

It's funny, you never see anyone with John smiths on there exhuast or folk legs, or even tesco value lager, that would be funny, in a ironic kind of way.

 

Would red bull not turn it into a flying machine? I've just pissed myself laughing at this! might have to find a berghaus mera peak and rockie p'z and go cruising

 

That's a good point.
Maybe if I put abit of redbul in the tank I might be able to take off and fly over the traffic like #thuglife.

 

Worth trying mate, let us know how you get on eh?

 

I like my addidas trackies and v6 rigger boots makes me feel tough when i cruise the streets of newcastle!

 

Ha haa reverse engineering, 1 hp to, well 1 hp!

... On ya little ped, yeah I can see that would work

you have to ask yourself, am I ticking the boxes?

 

You know when you kop a nasty dose, from some walking fcuk bucket of a woman, that hangs around places you wouldn't send your dog, and she gives you a bit of a nasty rash, that then goes septic and gives you some pus filled genital wart, that wart is called a chav...