YO MOMMA

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

 

:msn1: to say the least, cmon there is loads of better ones around the internet like..............

Yo momma is so ugly she won first prize in a wookie look a like contest.

 

arc:

 

Yo Mamma is so fat,
she masturbates reading cookbooks.

dat better lmfao

 

:wtf:

 

lucas just delete the thread

 

we've had this thread b4

 

yep i made this thred about a year ago lol..

 

this is so last week darlings :bird:

 

more like last year :bird:


http://www.scootershack.co.uk/viewtopic ... ight=momma

 

yo mommas so slow...
she didnt tell her son this thread was made a year ago :bird:

 

your mums a slag.



imp:

 

yo mammas soo fat shes got TB














TEN BELLYS :emb:

 

Lmfao. were far more civilized over here arc:

 

your mums so fat .. when i had sex with her i burnt my arse on the light bulb :w00t:

ben.,

 

lol memories from school

 

Why would you have sex with in the first place if she was that fat? :msn1:

 

it'll be like floatin on a cloud

 

lool just a joke

your momma so fat.. when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY!

ben.

 

your mums so fat she jumps in the air and gets stuck :emb: :emb: