things that really fuck me off!(Rant)

People on Msn asking if they can bore out "70s Kits" - a 70cc top end kit is a fucking bored out 50cc with more extreme timing.

People telling me they have a Peugeot SpeedFLIGHT - read the side of your bike your fucking moron its a speedFIGHT, there is no L in speedfight retard...

People asking me how to setup their carb because "it bogs down since their mate fucked with it" - please go shootyourself in the kneecaps and get a car..

People sayin their yamaha aerox 50 is "fokkin quicker than a runner 172sss"

Anything to add to this list guys?

Rant Off

 

neon washer jets imp:

 

No, there wanker lights.......loooool please someone post that sig again!!! makes me rofl!!

loads to add matey...

'What jet do i need for my air filter?....dunno mate work out the 10% increase then try some out'
'Will i be able to wheely with a 70s kit?....i dunno, can you wheely?? '
'Will i go 80mph with a big bore kit?....if you 'big bore' is a 172 then probs'

 

it was my sig :w00t:

 

ian beal duz my head in...
stuck up girls do my head in...
msn convos like hi howz u wubu2 END do my head in...
gays do my head in....
my stepmum duz my head in.....
police do my head in.....
my aerox duz my head in....
TAG duz my head in...
you get the drift..........

 

'this thred duz my head in.......'

i can see it coming right now looooool

 

'this thred duz my head in.......'


lolololorofflecopter etc.

Wankers in these big metal box things that think they have no mirrors or windows so don't look for the scooter behind them :wallbash: - Mainly Women Drivers!

Ppl dat typ lyk dis

Ummm don't know what else off hand!

 

people who say 12's instead of 125

nr's in stead of nrg

people who say theyve bored their bike out to a 70cc

people on bicicles fuck me right off

taxi drivers.

busdrivers.

pizza boys used to piss me right off now i think theyre hilarious, especially when one drove like a twat in front of me last summer started swerving around the road playing chicken with cars swearing at me calling me a wanker then 10 yards up the road hit a parked car and died.

lmfao

from the last paragraph youl probabally tell i hate people who drive like pricks.

ummm. chavvy girls boil my blood big time, people who kiss their teeth at me usually end up with no teeth so youll probabally gather i dont like that either...

oh and bmw drivers.

 

oh and ms dynamite annoys me


has some good songs and all that but her massive head gets on my nerves

 

jordens ped areox) the amount of noise it makes does my head in, it sounds like it hasnt got a pipe on i cant ride with him and he almos makes me death

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :w00t:

omg i fought only i noticed i hate her so much :worthless: someone bring a pic of here her :w00t:




















i think some one needs to dynamite her




i hate suzuki van van's (no offence to any1 on here but i hate your bike)

the shape of the bike just gets on my nerves and makes me wanna burn them :wallbash:


i also hate traffic wardens ( thank you ian wright for standing up for all us who hate wardens )

 

ummm everything does your head in :msn1:






have i just done your head in by saying this? :bird:

 

ms dynamite.

 

NOOO U NEVA DREW THE HEAD BIG ENOUGH FOR FUCK SAKE ITS BIGGER AND HER HAIR LINE IS MENT 2 B 90 DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS ISNT A LUGHING MATTER I HATE HER :rtfm:

 

is more like 75-80 degrees

 

I hate irresponsible shits who ride without insurance and hike the premiums for the rest of us

I hate drivers who decide when I'm next to them is a good time to straightline roundabouts

I hate Heart FM.

I hate winter.

I hate having to work for money.

I hate that soldier boy song.

I hate kanye west.

I hate fuel tax.

wow, i'm clearly filled with too much hate!

 

i hate when bloody car driver fukin speeed up behind u and try make u got faster. reccomendation what to do SLOW DOWN which i do so when they do try overtake wheelie next to them and sit next to them until they have to drop back due to on comeing cars :bird: fukers

 

jamie and the fact he constantly gets his balls out on webcam

the fact that kyle is far too northern for my liking

the fact that tweak is far too northern for my liking

the fact that wobbly is far too northern for my liking

the fact that those last 3 lines go in size order

the fact that last one doesnt

the whole making a "buying and selling business" phase everyone goes through around 16-17

people who have huge lists of shit they hate

people who have tiny lists of shit they hate

the fact that www.egay.com is actually a website

tErr0 having loads of nice shit in his room

people who play shit songs on mobile phones on a packed train

people who cant spell for toffee

people who speed off in a car/on a bike then when you arrive to meet them they say "fuckin 'ell mate, where u been i was here ages ago"

people who sit there coughing up a fat greenie for 20 minutes, its fucking rank.

people who CONSTANTLY talk about sex

people who NEVER talk about sex

people who think looking at someones new novelty boxers makes you gay

people who play on the fact people think theyre gay, so they mince around like graham norton pretending to have an arsehole like a 172 kit

finally, margaret thatcher, i mean, what a slut.

 

piaggiozipkid :msn1:

(LOL @ the last one swift imp: )