lmfao :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: i think you should get a camera on bike sorted. sounds like you do some crazy stuff and a little bit of bad luck too lol
i remember once overttaking this old astra on a main road, the woman was propa fat, next thing i know the son in the back seat has thrown a fucking cheeseburger at me :w00t:
haha, if she was proper fat i'm sure her son woulda got a right bolloking for throwin burgers away so no worries mate amount of times i've nearly come of with fucking screen wash in my eyes from cars, tempted to fit a wash nozzle on the back of the scooter, fill it with sour milk or cat piss. tossers
mine would get caught up in the wheels of the car behind mate think that screen wash is full of tobasco sauce or fucking pepper spray, burns!!! need something to get them back with, ideas?
shit in a bucket for a week and mix it up with water,,,take it in between your legs or arms on the bike,, and give them a new interior design
hahaha, think that would be worth it just to see peoples faces as i go past them with a bucket of shit on the scooter, like i've some proper anal issues
wit some of the wank stain drivers our their today i think most of them are quite keen on their own anal issues, like having their head so far up it :w00t:
if they have their window down, you can nick the keys it takes some practice but it CAN be done, i've done it to mates before when driving round town. just nick the keys at the lights and ride off.
my mate did it to me at massive junction when we picked up rs125 from london, aaarse wipe, he gave them back. thats when i hit him. fuckin starter motor didnt work so had to bump it in rush hour london box junction. grrrr
ooohhh that one was abit harsh lol. i wudent do it to anyone if i knew their bike didnt start. bet you felt a right twat lol.
felt more of a twat when it didnt start and i pretty much ran across the whole main junction. tossers beeping n that. i want to cry now i think back rs125 starters are made of cheese