the new rs

lmfao :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: i think you should get a camera on bike sorted. sounds like you do some crazy stuff and a little bit of bad luck too lol

 

i remember once overttaking this old astra on a main road, the woman was propa fat, next thing i know the son in the back seat has thrown a fucking cheeseburger at me :w00t:

 

haha, if she was proper fat i'm sure her son woulda got a right bolloking for throwin burgers away so no worries mate amount of times i've nearly come of with fucking screen wash in my eyes from cars, tempted to fit a wash nozzle on the back of the scooter, fill it with sour milk or cat piss. tossers

 

or if theyve got a convertible,, drive along side them, whip your cock out and piss on em :w00t:

 

with my cock i could poke em in the eye hahaha.

 

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:w00t: i hate that with screen wash i always get it. i swear they do it on purpose.

 

with mine i could get a blow job off the wife in the passenger seat

 

mine would get caught up in the wheels of the car behind mate think that screen wash is full of tobasco sauce or fucking pepper spray, burns!!! need something to get them back with, ideas?

 

shit in a bucket for a week and mix it up with water,,,take it in between your legs or arms on the bike,, and give them a new interior design

 

hahaha, think that would be worth it just to see peoples faces as i go past them with a bucket of shit on the scooter, like i've some proper anal issues

 

wit some of the wank stain drivers our their today i think most of them are quite keen on their own anal issues, like having their head so far up it :w00t:

 

if they have their window down, you can nick the keys

it takes some practice but it CAN be done, i've done it to mates before when driving round town. just nick the keys at the lights and ride off.

 

now that would be cool (*goes and starts practicing*)

 

i did it too my mate on another bike while we were doin bout 40 just turned it off though lol :w00t:

 

my mate did it to me at massive junction when we picked up rs125 from london, aaarse wipe, he gave them back. thats when i hit him. fuckin starter motor didnt work so had to bump it in rush hour london box junction. grrrr

 

ooohhh that one was abit harsh lol. i wudent do it to anyone if i knew their bike didnt start. bet you felt a right twat lol.

 

felt more of a twat when it didnt start and i pretty much ran across the whole main junction. tossers beeping n that. i want to cry now i think back rs125 starters are made of cheese

 

they not have a kick ?

 

no, my mate got one tho :rofl: 250 got one. rs125sp too

 

the mx125 has one too