telephone transcript from silly boy memory.

ring ring: eel: hi mick, how are ya?

mick: not that good, got knocked off my scooter by a car last night.

eel: fuck mate, are you OK!!??

mick: yeah, not too bad, got a graze on my forehead.

eel: (long pause as I try to figure what the fuck happened).... Um, how did you get a graze on your noggin when you are wearing a helmet???

mick: well, I was only going about a km down the road so I didn't do up my helmet strap.

eel: :w00t:




Seriously folks, Mick was fuken lucky that he didn't spill the teaspoon of grey matter that he has all over the gutter. If the wheels are rotating, wear a DECENT helmet and do the cunt up. Wearing an undone helmet is as about as bright as flying a fighter plane with ejector seat and not having the harness on!

In hingsight, probably wouldn't have mattered. he was wearing a very trendy chrome MOUNTAIN BIKE HELMET!

Bicycle helmets are designed to protect your noggin if you hit something at about 20mph. Better than wearing a beanie but not by fuken much.

It may look cool at the moment wearing a fake ww2 plastic German helmet, a mtb helmet or none at all. I have a sister in law with brain injuries. She shits her pants, dribbles, thinks she's married to Brad Pitt and rocks back and forewards wringing her hands for hours on end.

She don't look that cool, and there's no cure.

For fooks sake, wear a snell/dot approved full face helmet and do the fuken strap up! Not worth ruining your life over, lads/ladette's.

Had my rant.

 

this is quite sad............ but i gota say i did laugh my tits off :w00t:

 

sorry but :w00t:

 

Don't feel bad, I laugh at her stuff too sometimes.

 

LMFAOO :w00t:

 

:w00t: imp: