old man caught having sex with his bicycle

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm

lmao

 

LOL!!!!!! :rofl:

 

lol i read this in the paper! lmao :rofl:

 

how can he get done if its on his own property?

 

why did they go in anyway, and shit like that, and if he was drunk then.., i really think this is a load of BS, still funny...

 

lol read it before

there was another one where a man had sex with the pavement :wtf:

 

loool , cant believe this, must be no news really if they're finding this shit to write about

 

cant a man fuck his bike in peace these days?

 

that was u wernt it murkee :w00t:

 

I think this is stupid.

I know the man has some issues (obviously) but at the end of the day, if it's in his own property (hostel??) and he's in his own space, can't you do whatever you want?

I think putting him Sex Offenders Register is stupid too, the guy has problems yet he isn't a pedophile he's just messed in the head..?

Like, in the paper few days ago, a drunk teenager got caught by police climbing over a fence to go (in the papers words) "make love to another fence" yet got charged for breaking and entering? Seems like a whole waste of tax payers money.

 

they've gotta spend it on some thing :w00t:

 

as funny as it is i think its fucking harsh, he gets pissed up and decides to have sex with his bike... very weird but the people shouldnt have gone into the room without his permission (i know people in sheltered housing, members of staff must have permission to enter a flat or they would face instant dismissal)

and he hes been put on the sex offenders register fucking his chances of getting a job up completely. he was in a hostel so hes fucked now, gonna end up homeless and on the streets? and probably end up comitting crimes or on drugs. (not trying to sound steriotypical but 95% of homeless people end up the same way)

why didnt they just shut the door if he was that pissed and give him a warning in the morning lol

 

There doing a good job of that so far by the looks of it.

 

aye they're feckin cunts, I tell you I aint having gilly love in public again :wtf:

 

^^^ lmao!!

 

lol :rofl:

 

lolol

How many license plates you got hanging up there :wtf:

 

They're not just number plates, they're a record of his many scooter conquests.
He looks like the type of fella who would shag his best mates scooter behind his back.........

PS that guy shagging the bike stays about 15 miles from me and is rumoured to have allowed himself to be discovered in very compromising positions before..