Micheal Jackson DEAD

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  1. cjrunner1

    cjrunner1 New Member

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    o_O Micheal jackson died
     
    cjrunner1, Jun 25, 2009
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  2. Jefr0-180

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    Jefr0-180, Jun 25, 2009
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  3. Vesta

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    Vesta, Jun 25, 2009
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  4. troublez123

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    R.I.P
     
    troublez123, Jun 25, 2009
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  5. Vesta

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    time for some jokes

    its a thriller, he died age 50, seems like only yesterday he was playing with 10 year olds


    i heard he's in hospital but the doctors havent confirmed if he's black or white, but aparantly that doesn't matter


    i heard when they were giving him CPR, the paramedics sang "Gotta be start'n something"
     
    Vesta, Jun 25, 2009
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    lol
     
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  7. cjrunner1

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    his kids have gone to the zoo to find an adoptive father

    Cheap mj concert tickets for sale?

    Cruel but oh wel
     
    cjrunner1, Jun 25, 2009
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  8. mgyz3@hotmail.com

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    michael jackson did manage to whipser a brief message 2 the paramedics on his way into the hospital.. "put me in the childrens ward please"
     
    mgyz3@hotmail.com, Jun 26, 2009
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    Atleast young kids can finally get a good nights sleep


    That cracked me up so bad, im stealin this one :mrgreen:
     
    Rick-UK, Jun 26, 2009
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  10. CZYNRG

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    Micheal Jackson has asked for his ashes spreading in every etch a sketch, so all the kids can play with his knob!
     
    CZYNRG, Jun 26, 2009
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  11. jj180

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    as soon as i heard it i come iwth the status on facebook saying, its jsut been announced micheal jackson will not be creamated due to toxic plastic fumes
     
    jj180, Jun 26, 2009
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  12. Mehmet

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    Since michael jackson's body was 90% plastic, they have decided to make lego's out of him so children can play with him for a change.
     
    Mehmet, Jun 26, 2009
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  13. tErr0

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    If you're gonna tell it at least tell it properly.

    I hear as he was 80% plastic he wanted to be recycled into LEGO so kids can still play with him.
     
    tErr0, Jun 26, 2009
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  14. Mehmet

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    Well thats the version i herd so its not like im telling it wrong isit?? :huh:
     
    Mehmet, Jun 27, 2009
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  15. kyle1b1

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    yeah their is a million and one diff versions of the jokes.

    a diff version dosnt make it wrong lol
     
    kyle1b1, Jun 27, 2009
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  16. mk14

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    Why does micheal jackson like twenty five year olds?


    Because theres twenty of them.







    :blink:
     
    mk14, Jun 27, 2009
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  17. tErr0

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    tErr0, Jun 27, 2009
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  18. bluerunner172

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    micheal jackson isnt dead i just say him on family fortunes, he was asked the question 'where is a good place to take the kids' unfortunaly he lost as one of the top five answers wasnt 'up the shitter'
     
    bluerunner172, Jun 27, 2009
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  19. Mehmet

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  20. LEE

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    it has been confirmed that micheal jackson isnt actually dead doctors found him in the childrens ward having a stroke

    micheal jacksons last request was if he could be recycled into plastic bags so he could stay white and still be dangerous to children
     
    LEE, Jun 28, 2009
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