just for i'd say....................

later's losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in about 2 hours i'll be off to gatwick, heading for ibiza

two weeks in the party capital while you lot are stuck in this shithole :bird:

 

yer booi im off to vegas for to weeks on monday. the city that never sleeeps!!

 

imp:

 

oh and watch out for some of the dirty skets in ibiza haha

 

I would be jelous....But steves a fat ginger with athletes foot and achne so its good to know he wont be getting any action.

 

YES SKETS! they were invented for people like me!

LOL :w00t:

 

A man after my own heart!! :w00t:

 

lucky bastard

if you cant get any poomting in ibiza then im afraid there's no hope.

 

Kos ftw, bring on Thursday :bird:

 

watch out for the pick pockets stevo...

The lady boys (they look so convincing after a load of beers) so im told!!

Dont get too pissed up incase you wake up in an ice bath with a kidney missing

The time share con men

watches from the lucky lucky man, they stop working as soon as you leave

malaria

aids

dodgy tap water

plane crashes

lost luggage

maniac foreign drivers

above all enjoy your holiday stevo

 

have a good time and watchout for the birds with penis lol

 

I just got back from IBIZA about 3 weeks ago and mate it's buzzing out there just make sure you hit these clubs.....

Dc10....A must for anyone!
Space
And Eden on a thursday night banging...Oh and the nando's on the beachfront in bar.M goes down a treat when your pissed rotten in the middle of the day in the blazing heat imp:

Oh and watch out for the looky looky men over there and there great selling lines

Asda price and cheaper than primark....lol

 

firstly jamie ur a twat :bird:

and yer james you no the score

place is absolutely bangin, was awake for 4 days straight before i came back, fucking feelin it now
the black lucky lucky geezers are funny as fuck when you wind them up, made my holiday terrorising them when pissed, nicking there box of sunglasses etc
you see the black prozzies out at 4 in the mornin?? disgustingly bad nigerians

cream @ amnesia was so good i went twice, tiesto at privilege, pete tong (wonderland) at eden, linekers is sorted for the fanny , and the zoo project was on another level

think i might have to go back for the closing party's unk:

 

haha yea hi welcome back

 

Sounds like you had a wicked time.

I got back from Kos Thursday like non stop drinking, 2-3 hours sleep max each day. Felt it on the Saturday still, not quite with it lol.

Feels so shit when ya back to the same old. Couple of my mates who went with me are going back out for the rest of the season working.