I had a German plumber round the other day to fix my shower. He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply. I guess old habits die hard. You know Stephen Hawking is in hospital? 20 quid says the Windows Shutdown noise plays when he dies. Stephen Hawking has said that he wants to pass his knowledge on before he dies. I didn't know he had bluetooth? I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think, 'I'll fucking have that!'
whats the difference between a ferrari and a dead prostitute? i dont have a ferrari in my garage :w00t:
Some1 told you wrong, since when do 2wheels ahead satisfye there customers ???? They either scam them, scam them con them or fuck them over..... 1 of the guys in there put sand in my mates tankk so he could get more work.....
saw a woman go on the antiques road show,she placed a tampon on the table and said there u go you clever cunt tell me what period thats from .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Hlsl7bPQg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9mytOPDeeE&feature=related "u cant say anything about gay people" "stop it their sensitive" "why cuz they suck dick?" "ok because they suck dick they get to have a parade and fuck up traffic for 3 days" "yall girls suck dick and i dont see no parade" "if gays can take kick in the ass then im sure they can take a fucking joke" classic m8 hes hilarious :lol: :clapping:
An Indian man on his death bed. "Sanjita,my wife, are you here?" "Yes, my husband." "My son and daughter, are you here?" "Yes, Papa." "Then who's in the fucking shop?" __________________________________ The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger." He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it." So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey." I said, "We dont serve niggers here". ___________________________________ How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None: they'll complain to the authorities that changing lightbulbs is against their religion and our stupid fucking government will lap it all up and change the whole country's lifestyle so we can compensate for those lazy, sweaty, filthy, miserable, benefit thieving, rag-head Paki cunts! _____________________________________ I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki. It's just the same as calling an Iranian a Paki, an Afghan a Paki or an Indian a Paki. _____________________________________ I was walking down the road the otherday, and i heard this noise from some flats. I looked up and there was this arab guy shaking a carpet over his balcony. I shouted, "Whats up abdul?, wont it fucking start ?"
How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?..... loooooooooooooooool government need proper fuckin sortin out the soft bastards :rant: :rant:
I'm not at all a racist and have to work and live with various different people and cultures.... ...but that made me LOL, just picturing the scene :mrgreen:
