If i win the lottery....

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  1. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    "If we win the lottery, the first thing I want is a facelift and a boob job," said my wife as I was checking my ticket.
    "Well actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Vespa," I said.
    "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up? You might as well get yourself a new one," she said.
    "My point exactly", I replied...
     
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  2. Stig

    Stig Well-Known Member

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    Thats a dangerous comment. If your wife sees that you'd better sleep with one eye open :)
     
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  3. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    Be good ammunition for the future,
    In the battle to thwart his plans for
    World domination. :D .
     
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  4. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    don't worry about me,

    I'M VERY BRAVE :)
    her who must be obeyed, doesnt have my password for here...hahahaha :)
     
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  5. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    Would'nt wanna be you right now! . :) .,
    Done the other half know she does'nt have
    moi's password!?!,
    Unless i'm missing my guess here,can't
    anyone join the forum and read postings,
    Am I in your will,can I have your bike!. :D :D :D .
     
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  6. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    :oops:.
    any ideas where i can go and hide..:(
     
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  7. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    psst..... havnt seen the wife for a little while.:)
     
    technodimwit, May 18, 2013
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  8. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    Watching stargate at the moment,
    maybe they'll let you borrow 1 of their
    interstellar ships. :) .
     
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  9. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    Is she getting tooled up?. :D .
     
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  10. incognito

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    still cant see her.....;)

    i'm hiding
     
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  11. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    If you put a mirror in front of you,
    You can catch people creeping up behind you. ;) .
     
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  12. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    psst, i think i've been spotted....
    battleaxe.jpg


    heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllpppppppppp!:eek:
     
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  13. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    ........... 'an this is why I only take them on

    Part - Time. ;) .
     
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  14. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    i cant see her now...:)
     
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  15. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    i might be able to see her when the swelling goes down.....

    smiley.jpg
     
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    Scooter-Noob God among idiots

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  17. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    Good reactions mate!,
    Did'nt catch you dead centre,
    Like my last one did with a tinnie.
    (full!,sprayed like f... when I cracked it!!). :D .
     
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  18. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    They let us off our meds occasionally
    for good behaviour!. :) .
     
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    and he's just the staff
     
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  20. technodimwit

    technodimwit Active Member

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    your only jealous, because you cant hear the voices in my head :p:D:confused:
     
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