how many stops from old bill and punishments

heres a good one

 

stops

first stopped on 1st april 1977 on a mobylette majorette aged 10 punishment=nothing

 

never, lincolnshire police don't give a shit and know fuck all. round horncastle its full of a load of police who have no life and who are fat, think they know it all but they don't.

they're quite funny to laugh at.

 

got pulled a fortnight ago for having a show plate and a CHROME RACING EXHAUST copper tryed accusing me of welding the e mark stamp on it myself, said it didnt count. cunt

 

4 times, 3 on scooters 1 on rs125,

scooters for not displaying L plates, got £60 fine and 3 points then did them for wastng my time as i ahve a full bike licsence, once because the twat felt like pulling me for having "smoked" indicator lenses, and once because someone had been seen ripping up the local playing field on a scooter.


rs, for riding "suspiciously" at 3am round lincoln.

 

loadsa ma mates have been pulled but i never have, im lucky

 

1) Aerox - Riding with pale blue lights on (at 1am)
2)Aerox - Jumping a bridge on it just as a police car pulled out.
3)Chinese crosser - Modified L Plates - Front and back
4)Chinese crosser - Wheelying on a car park - Right when police turned on to car park
5) Chinese crosser - Speeding - 45 in a 30
6) Chinese crosser - Back bulb died on me at night coming home from work


All warnings :rofl:

 

all these are on a piaggio nrg
not displaying L plates twice in one night the coppers were going to give me a 60 quid fine and 3 point -got a preduser
wheelieing-nothing
had a rear end crash and the police pulled me and took moped off me becuase the numbers didnt match up on the v5- got ped back because in the end they did match( 3 fucking weeks no ped )
speeding 60 in a 50 limit- nothing
and i got caught on a yamaha jog when i was 13 i had no tax, mot, licence, un roadwerthy, no helmet - got away with a slap on the rist

 

got caught on a pit bike £120 fine n 6 points

 

on an nrg? hmmmm....

 

Got pulled in 1987 on a suzuki RG125 gamma, i accelerated rapidly away from a set of traffic lights...just got a rollickin from a copper who saw me in a police van (no calibrated speedo) :bird:

got pulled about 4yrs ago on my Runner, just a routine stop and check, once he saw i wasnt some kid he waved me on my way

And got pulled accelarating quickly away from a very busy roundabout in the capri 3 yrs ago, i think i was doing 60 in 2nd when i saw blue lights in my rear view Again got off with a rollickin

 

is there a law against hard accelerating then?

 

4 times in one night once for pushing my bike home All ran checks
1 time in the local car meet for having the L plate on my front mud guard


I was stopped once when I was 12 because I was on my electric scooter, it was a total beast done 20mph and would wheelie if you could afford a new belt xD The copper said it was a danger and if he seen me again he'd take it off me lol Next time I seen him I done a runner ;p Then it blew up a few weeks later :'( I done about 1000 mile on it and only paid 20 quid for it or something unk:

 

Runner - got pulled over for no lights
Runner - Pulled over for no l plates
Runner - Pulled over for no lights again but because my mates had no inscurance
Foot - Because some one had hold the local co op with a knife :wtf:

 

bein pulled about 9-10 times on my typhoon

jus for no l plates n that

again for wheelying

again for speeding

again for having no indicators

bald trye

break light out

so far ive got 3 points, got a £165 pound penalty and im pounf fees

 

got pulled on my once on my nrg 50 for one of the headlights being out, asked me loads of bullshit questions and in the end let me go.

2nd time i got pulled on my gilera runner 70 for leaning it out round the corner from my mates and they were parked up just round the bend, had no L plates took it out the boot and slaped it under the number plate and said there you go, i got told to walk it the rest of the way LOL

fuck you piggys :bird:

 

been blue lighted twice once on my pushty bike when i was going 10 mph aand my mate was infront on hius aerox. the traffic cop was like why u ridin 10 mph to my mate and he was like i was waitin for me. and then the cop said i have to cycle 30 mph or my mate go on so i bombed it on my pushbike down the next road.

and then i got blue lighted on my aerox for speeding and having a zx so i went over 30 mph. got 3 points and 60 fine. and they also tried giving me another 3 points for speeding i was doing 35 in a 20 but they wernt right behind me to clock me so got away with it.

 

been pulled on the typh once for a random check, they had a moan about my gianelly pipe and i just said it came witht he bike and they let me go.

been pulled on my dt once aswell with about 7 others, most of which were forum members lol and they checked all our details and let us go.

been pulled twice on the hornet in 3 digit speeds and they all just let me go

also been pulled whilst pushing a customers bike tot he lock up as we didnt have space for it in the shop, they checked it out with my boss and let me go.

imp:

 

nope...

but theres no law about riding around at 3 am either imp:

 

jesssussss!! how can all of you remember how many times and what for. i have literally been stopped hundreds of time no lie or exageration, all with a slap on the wrist baring 3 point for a 1handed wheelin infront of a traffic cop car in the city and a 60 quid fine for a plate.

ive been stopped fior eveyrthing, neons, wheelies, smoking,speeding, bibbin birds, road rage evertything lol there hot on peds round my way lol and im a bit of a loon that dotn help. :bird: