hes so lucky....

well im gonna have a lil rant so here it goes.

laying in bed with the ex girlfriend crying down the phone, and my garden light flicks on which i can see on my ceiling. look outside, and excuse my french some black cunt is jumping over my fence towards my bikes. so i said who the fuck are u bruv, dunno why lol. obviously he runs and tells me to suck his mum, so i wake my brother guns blazing and get on chase.

stupid twat ran through the park and into the alley so we thought hes dumb enough to run around the block to the end my road to our surprise there he was at hte end of the road standing there shitting himself. so off we run again towards him see us and runs obviously.

then whilst chasing he runs towards my road again what a idiot but to his luck me and my bro run infront of a polcie car and eventually they cuaght us with us for runnign around like mad men with baseball bats, and OBVIOUSLY he got away.

its thieving cunts like that, that realyl make me wanna sell up and get outta bikes, jsut the fact you cant do anything anymore without someone wanting it. but i will get my revenge as i see him face and hes very local indeed. so the boys shall be called lol

RANT OVER

thanks for listening

its been an emotional night lol

 

lmao . " Who the fuck are you bruv "

 

pmsl !

just buy a .22 rifle for times like these and do some late night sniping out od bedroom window.

 

Fuck a .22
Get a fucking cross bow and put one straight through the fuckers knees....
THEN run down and beat him with the bat, and dump him in a park or some where.

 

fuck that get ya sen a tazer best fucking thing

Shoot it at em and laugh why hes on the floor screaming like a cunt .

My mates dad did it to his cousin in the knee fucking dropped him . i love mine.

 

good idea, on a serious note how much are they.

 

Can probably get one on the streets for about £30 round my way.
I'm looking to invest in one.
Can get them from germany cheap, thats how I got my "deoderant"
Was lucky to get it through customs tbh.
Came in a nike airmax 90 box lol :w00t:

 

im lookin now

 

its all about trip mines around your fence looool.

Or the sticky black stuff on the fence.

tie a bit of string around your back wheel and up into your room and around something near u.

So if someone moves the bike the object moves
Second thoughts dont do that if they ride off might find half your bedroom being dragged down the road :w00t:

 

Lol i payed 15quid for mine . 5pound for my cs rated 60 aswell LOL . and 10pound for my cosh lool s'all good round my way .

 

haha, you should'a asked him if he needed any help, would'a confused the fuck out of him :w00t:

seriosuly though, hope you catch the cunt

 

pmsl,

and jack the worst thing is i had time becasue i opened the window and looked at him, but shame you only think of things like this after, also the prat run past the front

 

i can make tazers for free , just "borrow" all the parts from the electronics department :bird: imp:

 

Disposable camera FTW

 

make me one then ill buy it lol

 

claymores

 

lol fuckers wont get it now shipping off my o2 plate to hide sumwhere unless i sell it and mines locked to the groudn the shed cant wait to see them again.

 

fuck jj mate
did he touch the runners?
and is ther no garages near you up for rent ?

 

na didnt get close enough lol before i shouted, but one is gotta get sold now, and the other is locked up not in the garden anymore shed ftw lol