Hello! You Order Kebab?

Half an hour to get all this on...and still look like a wally, albeit a protected wally

 

With the greatest respect to you, sod off....

 

With my riding skills, that'll probably happen at some point.

 

Would it not just be wise to get a proper motorcycle jacket with scotchlite 3m strips built into it. That way you don't need to ride around in a silly green reflective vest.

 

probably, but at least im safe enough til then....