I had sex with the computer because i'm sexy and I do what i want. PMSL thats th funnyest thing ive read in ages lol
lol no my real one was i ate a sandwich because i was horny... not very funny... so i made a better one up imp:
very board... dont take offence.... dont get upset if i missed u out...now this one is more funny... Pick The Month [Number] You Were Born In [1]----I made out with [2]----I stolen [3]----I smacked [4]----I sang to [5]----I ragged [6]----I killed [7]----I shot [8]----I gave a lap dance to [9]----I blew up [10]---I fell in love with [11]---I had sex with [12]---I stabbed Pick The Day [Number] You Were Born On [1]--------jack sps mum [2]--------terros bike [3]--------jamies dad [4]--------bEns sister [5]--------tommo9992s bum [6]-------- skatergods sister [7]--------gazels girlfriend [8]--------neosman bike [9]--------aerox172 dog [10]-------haughs monkey [11]-------J-nitros house [12]-------Crazyjames xbox 360 [13]-------moansss mum [14]-------nrgandys bike [15]------- all scooter shack members [16]------- ciarans stunt runner [17]-------wobblys landrover [18]-------the scooter shack admins [19]-------rezzins baby [20]-------tango sr [21]-------montys 4 stroke [22]-------tweaks dad [23]-------rhys mom [24]-------hursty [25]-------morgans girl friend [26]-------abz [27]-------*james* [28]-------kcnw9s bike [29]-------Fastlanes crome pm59 [30]-------swifts sister [31]-------a scooter Pick The color Of shirt You Are Wearing White------Because psn made me do it Black------Because I was drunk. Pink-------Because I was bored Red--------Because the voices told me to. Blue-------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Green------Because I hate them Purple-----Because I'm naked. Gray-------Because I'm mentally disturbed. Yellow-----Because someone offered me £1,000,000 Shirtless--Because I was horny Orange-----Because I hate malossi Brown------Because i smell Other------Because I'm gangsta. pmsl i stolen bEns sister because i was horny imp:
