Don't get too pissed

Woke up this morning. Haven't got a fucking clue how I got home.
Lost my phone. Haven't got a fucking clue how Kieran got home.
Still feel pissed.
lolz.

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

piiissseeeddd

 

mad as fuck when that happens, dosnt help your hang over either trying to work out what the fuck happened! i normally hide for a few days and dont answer my fone incase i done summit stuppid

 

still pissed :w00t:

you have phone to taxi driver and then got some money you paid him dont think he gave you phone back >: (

i got walked home by some random 23 year old boy :msn1:

but then went out looking for conor then fell over and slept in the road, until someone in a car woker me up dont really much at all LOL

 

lol a fucking wierd feeling its sick though

 

on last years work christmas doo.

me and my mate at work was absolutly wrecked ended up trying to fight about 10 black lads just 2 of us. didnt do too well tbh then went for taxi home and and remeber on way to taxi or getting in one just remember on way home in it looking back and seeign my mate nearly dead LOL then cant remember paying him or getting out and going in lol.

and that night a gave the bloke in the toilets that sells aftershave and chewing gum and shit lol!

had a pocket full of chewign gum when i got home lol

 

TAXI DRIVER ROBBED MY PHONE!!!! :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm:

 

fone the company up

 

Too pissed to remember the company. Gonna go have a look at the taxi place where we got it from. Can remember the car though.
Aint bothered about the phone, its just all the pictures of my bird on it :rtfm:

 

You gotta be carefull, Taxi drivers are robbing bastards arc:

The amount of times theyve tried to skank me after ive had a beer...

And what about the random U-turns they pull on you nearly killing you on your scoot :msn1:

You know when you see a taxi driver in the paper complaining that hes been robbed and beaten up....i actually lol

 

:rofl: Wolffy bet you had angry face. I wanna get wasted so bad like that again soon lol, always good once in a while except for losing ya phone lol

 

Im still recovering :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

 

Yeee angry faec!! I don't like getting that messy though.
There was a cocktail list and we managed to get through them all...
But not just in shots... In pitchers!!! LOL
We neecked aload back an was fine, then it just hit us.... fuuucking hell...
We was completely mangled... I ended up falling asleep in the pub lolololol

But yee, robbing cunt, if I see him tomorrow, I'm gonna kick off big time.

 

Bet you was fucked lol.

Try:

Pint glass of ice, 2 blue aftershock, 1 blue wkd, topped with strongbow = refresher

Or you always got cheeky vimto haha. Did you have the long island ice tea or something like that. Got like 6 or so different spirits,

Ooo oo favourite shot = half grenadine, half amaretto

 

Surfers on Acid

Jaegermeister - Malibu - Pineapple juice

Welcome to hell motherfuckers!

 

The above 2 ^^^ DEFFO gonna try.

 

Sorryyy jeff :emb:

I'll try your one as well. :beer: :beer: imp: