Common B*ll*cking Phrases

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Stevep, Feb 22, 2015.

  1. Stevep

    Stevep Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting tired of typing the same things in some threads so thought it would be a good idea to start a thread where we could put all the common phrases we use practically daily on here.

    Just copy and paste them into any conversation you like.
    And feel free to contribute any you frequently use on this forum

    I'll start with this one:

    YOU CANT TEST COMPRESSION WITH YOUR FINGER!!!:mad:
     
  2. scootzmadness

    scootzmadness Left the forum.

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    you need fuel, spark and compression, one of those missing and it wont run :mad:

    we cant tell you the exact jet, start biggest out of a pack and work down until its right :mad:

    no you cant legally ride a ped with a 70kit at 16 and riding with one at 16 invalidates your insurance :mad:
    (been a while since that was used but no doubt itll get used more as the weather gets nicer)
     
  3. Stevep

    Stevep Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean you couldn't hear the brakes grinding? Are you completely deaf?!
     
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  4. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    No f.....g idea,they never tell me anything.!.
     
  5. scubabiker

    scubabiker NITROJUNKIE

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    ha!
    NO!, dont give it full gas on first start up in the morning.
    compression!
    try changing the plug!
    i told you it was COMPRESSION!
    ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
    your main jet is too small!
    your main jet is too big!

    thats all of them i think
     
  6. hairyjim

    hairyjim To be repaired, restored.i hope.

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    Got a gilera ice
    Have you checked for leaks around the rubber bits???
     
  7. Merlin

    Merlin Old School Biker

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    If you don't know what you are looking at, then don't take it to bits.
    Have you checked to see if there's fuel in it?
    If it won't start at the first or second stab of the starter button, then churning it for two minutes won't help and will only flatten the battery.
    How much did you pay for this POS?
    Have you been tinkering, trying to make it go faster?
    How broken was it, before you managed to break it some more?
     
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  8. Mark Emerson Trentham

    Mark Emerson Trentham Well Known Member. Staff Member

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    You want me to WHAT??????.
     

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