I felt a bit tom tit, so i nipped down the old rub n dub for a pigs ear & theres my trouble & strife stark naked like a brass flute....i mean its a bubble bath really but not infront of my best china plates, i mean they couldnt believe their mince pies. So i sent her on her way n stuck on the custard n jelly to check the bobby moore, but the bar man fuckin turns it over....im fucked off and he aint got a bleedin scooby, so i went for a quick hit and miss, popped on my 1's n 2's and fucked off home.My jam jar wouldnt start for a fuckin shag so i had to catch the tube, i hate london transport, but whats bleedin worse is theres a fuckin wet n damp stinkin out the fuckin carriage. so i walked up to the cunt and gave him one right round his loaf of bread,he ran off the little sri lanka n im the only one left sittin there..n ud never guess what,a fuckin bacon sarnie gets on at fulham broadway, he gives it the north n south as usual so i says to him, fuck off you u cunt ... :rofl:
I felt a bit sick, so I nipped down the pub for a bear & theres my wife stark naked like a prostitute....I mean it's a laugh really but not infront of my best mates, I mean they couldn't believe their eyes. So I sent her on her way n stuck on the telly to check the score, but the bar man fuckin turns it over....I'm fucked off and he ain't got a bleedin clue, so I went for a quick piss, popped on my shoes and fucked off home.My car wouldnt start for a fuckin shag so I had to catch the tube, I hate london transport, but whats bleedin worse is theres a fuckin tramp stinkin out the fuckin carriage. so I walked up to the cunt and gave him one right round his head,he ran off the little wanker n I'm the only one left sittin there..n ud never guess what,a fuckin pakistani gets on at fulham broadway, he gives it the mouth as usual so I says to him, fuck off you you cunt ... lol. I was very bored.
