Bikes, have nicknames, but what about scooters?

Over the years, a lot of bikes have gained nicknames, such as the 'Plastic Maggot' (Honda CX500), the 'Kettle' (Suzuki GT750), the 'Widowmaker' (Suzuki Speed Six), the 'Lead Wing' or 'Two-Wheeled Jukebox' (Honda Gold Wing) and the 'Elsie' (Yamaha RD350LC).

I'm an old fart and remember these classic nicknames that were given to older bikes, but have any more modern bikes or scooters been given nicknames that make the instantly recognisable?

 

peugoet speedfight = speedshite.

 

Piaggio Zip: Piaggio Zit

 

Motobecane X1- Albino Slug

 

Any scooter in grenral hair dryers

 

ffs theyre not hairdrryeers!

actually thinking about it could we dry hair with a scooter.....


WOMMAANNN !
ffs where she gone ?!?

 

Take your helmet off at 30mph,,,would be dry pretty quick

but saying that,,,it would make big bikes even better hair dryers

 

Yamaha Raptor 700 ..... Ned

 

One of the lads at work says there's the "Aprilia Retard"... "Aprilia Moturd" has a nice ring to it too...

 

i tend to refer the zip as the turd