best things to carry in seat bucket

right i was bored in work and was thinking this, yes its strange but i was very bored, wodnered what you all thought was the best thing to keep in your seat. so heres my small thoughts: a few screwdrivers obviously, few lighters, a hammer on top(yes officer thats to tap the engine case to engage the starter motor when it gets stuck ) works for me, and obviously cable ties, a bodgers best friend for ht lead e.g or a flappy panel as most of my mates bikes tend to fall apart. whats your views nothing dirty please lol e.g dildo, porno mag

 

some jonathans !

 

some johnnies.
my phone.
a few quid petrol money.
a yellow flavour oasis.
a crobar.
a mammoth lock.
and some college shit.

imp:

 

fit a fag lighter like i have, get a phone charger

do a runner tool kit

check what basic tools are need to get as much stuff of the bike as possible if you need to

like 8mm socket, extension and rachet for the tranny case bolts.

allen key to take the calipers off and wheels. socket or spanner to take exhaust off etc

always carry a few screwdrivers and cable ties like you said

this may help you fix a slight problem

other then that carry a chain and lock at all times.

and get a breakdown card :w00t:

 

i have nothing at all lol :w00t: stupid ice !!

no storage :emb:

 

erm...

-1st aid kit
-tyre weld
-toolkit that included: screwdriver / spanner / pliers / allen keys / tape / cable ties / spare fuses
-earplugs
-balaclava
-neck tube
-cargo net
-bungee cord
-torch
-fags
-lighter
-chargers
-number plate
-disc lock

think that was about it :w00t: imp: :bird:

 

fooking hell! you got a fold up bike in their incase it is behond repair :w00t:

 

ive got a 4 into 1 fag lighter socket from poundland wired up beside me battery, a map reading light and 2 white neon type lights in my seat (to see what am doing when its dark), phone charger and a speaker thing wired to a portable cd player (tunes when we're sitting around lol)

oxford chain n padlock, some pimpin air freshener fluffy dice, a banks's bar towel for wiping the seat dry

thinking about getting some sorta cargo type net in there and having a few storage bits either side so i dont have to rummage thru everything :wtf:

 

lmao :rofl:

I have a hole in my seat :msn1:

 

when i had my runner all i had was....
* a little bag of basic tools really basic( and i mean BASIC!!) lol
* a spare spark plug
* and a big old chain imp:

but now all i have under my seat is just a wheel :w00t:

so its just AA card in me pocket all the time lol imp:

 

This is the tool box I keep under my seat.

What are Johnnies?
J's? Jamaicans?

 

johhnies = johhny condoms

 

food

 

Waterproof trousers
Phillips screwdriver
Cable ties
Water
2t oil (for long journeys)
Rubbish (usualy coke cans, wrappers and empty fag packets)

 

fags, money, tools, and a bar towel for those wet seats.

and lots of other rubbish i can't be bothered to tidy up.

 

English-English is kind of rough.

I call condoms, "wraps", but they aren't really useful with a wife.

Wraps can also mean rolling papers.

A homosexual in the states is called a fag.

A cigarette is a ciggy.

 

lol im a bit worried bout our members now?
theyve got homosexuals in there boots!!!!

 

erm...

1.lock
2.jonnys
3.a torch
4. philips screwdriver (thats all you need to take a zip apart)
5.fags
6.lighter
7.mobile
8. sweets

thats bout it i think

 

Nothing,

But I do have a disk lock in my front flip down compartment on my seat and a few tools in the tool bit above the battery, and johnnys in my wallet.
And if I break down then I ring me dad to pick me up .

 

now


been known to have loadsa stuff in my bucket,
-jerry can
-tools
-locks + chain
-bike sheet
-persuasion tools (i.e big fuck off hammer)
-cable ties without fail
-plug + ht lead
-whats was left of a alarm

loads of stuff.
not nice breaking down in london when your bikes gettin rare and people want them for parts :rtfm: