Bert the Hongdou

Been fair busy!,
Short stint as cbt instructor,
Got (a?) c90.............................. . ,
Melody,uhhhhm (watch this space),
Rode a 4t 50 chinese ped!,
Rode a Geared bike for the 1st time in (creak),
Buddyed up on my tutor's 750 - still getting the f.....g
cramps outta my fingers 4 days later (smegging fun mind!!!!!).,
Things int getting any worse/probs.better - hanging in,on,from,by at 'mo.mk. .

 

An as for you my son,
Reckon you should receive a f.....g Knighthood!!!. .

 

Mo Farah?,patoooy - woulda smoked his butt when younger,esp......,
Give it to someone who gives all who witness his almost artic explorer
type vibe,
That's the ticket!. .

 

Sweet. .,
Did about ©25 on a ybr125(cg like clone)-(new clothes),
Never had it bove 40 mind,1st time on a geared bike in like fooorever.,
F.....g indicators on this bike had to be 'blipped' to be cancelled -
near drove me crazy!. .

 

Got.........2!!!,
Guy in the trade knew someone who'd used to run a takeaway in sth.london,
he'd stashed 'bout 7 corner of his brothers garage an nigh on forgot 'bout them!,
£75.00 for the both,early 90's.,
1's 29k,seized engine with a corroded to fk front wheel,
others 35.2k,compression,both fair solid anything just surface.
Both covered in a layer of chip fat an road crud!,
Heres the kicker! - both are the same year,colour. ,
think crafty an you might guess what i'm tinking 'bout,tee hee. .,

CBT panned out.sob,fk,fk,fk,have ancient dr off/on licence (this being tech. a goverment post) -so they never leave even if
expired an wiped........,
Start forklift induction training at hackney college next tue.mind so least i've taken up someat.,
...................guess who's got the insurance money for the melody sitting in his pocket at 'mo?,
Be down swintons f.....g asap thur.morn fore it slips outta my hands again!!
Never rains but pours however may not have tax£,but have to wait an see
Quoted £184.00 online so's dependant on possible shop charge!,
Still be nice to get all 3(+park.permit),
evenso Not! otr asap - more like 2-3 days,as she's been off/road for a bit an i've had panels etc off lots
here an there,so i'll take a day an take all off an put on bit by bit proper before on the road 1st.mk.

 

P.S.,
Good luck on job. .

 

Spare one to keep other otr?,
Sparky-my buns are thinking a liiiitttle more creatively than that!. .,
Won't be long huh?,was'nt thinking till 1/15©!,sides have enough trouble
keeping my brains from leaking outta my ears at 'mo-so much waaaaargh going
on this way at moment!,
Make sure you've all pieces to fit Before starting carb.setup (don't wanna be hearing -
your sobs down this way. ).
P.S.(S.K.),
Parking your personal nemesis next to a gravestone,
I'll f.....g bet you he be making you pay for that in spades (giggle). .

 

Creative backdrops may not be the issue?,
How 'bout creative situations?,
Throw one out here:-

You an the bike traveling by train both reading a newspaper
having a cup of tea! -think outside the box an take a pic. .,
As for 2 no.plates? .pm.

 

Thas just off the top of ma head,
Next time I go on holiday,customs will have an aneurysm checking
my luggage!,
Now that would be a picture 'part from the one of us scuba diving. .